Henching Rights and Responsibilities
1. The holder of this card is possibly dope or a goon.
2. The holder of the card may be asked to take part in nerdy acts of doom.
3. The holder of this card is not required to wear a costume (but it is strongly encouraged).
4. The holder of this card may be asked to wear a red shirt once (do not question this).
5. The holder of this card is entitled to a five finger discount.
6. The holder of this card will be required to attack the arch enemies of ARTBOT138 upon sight. These include:
a. Mega Doom 2000 and his sidekick Y2K
b. Darth Ninja
c. The Insane Clown Posse
d. Dr. Doctor
e. Tina (a crazy girl that I used to go out with)
5. The holder of this card may access ARTBOT138's secret lair (during normal business hours - I mean it –during normal business hours only).
6. The holder of this card may present it to ARTBOT138 and be rewarded with free swag (stickers, buttons, & dope ass art).